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From the creators of the best selling game DRUNK STONED OR STUPID.
IF YOU HAD TO, WOULD YOU...
#1 Sleep in a bucket OR #228 Have all children under the age of 6 trying to kill you
#249 Ride an anteater while you (and the anteater) are on meth OR #94 Have Martha Stewart baste you like a turkey
#159 Maintain eye contact with your best friends whenever they have sex OR #237 Be able to talk to animals but they all hate you
HOW DO I PLAY?
Play a card, from 5 cards in your hand, that you think the judge would least want to do
Convince the judge your card is the worst card and win 1 point
First one to 5 points wins.
Includes classic and team rules to fit any size group
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Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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We Put Our Customers First to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from Shoptimized is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
From the creators of the best selling game DRUNK STONED OR STUPID.
IF YOU HAD TO, WOULD YOU...
#1 Sleep in a bucket OR #228 Have all children under the age of 6 trying to kill you
#249 Ride an anteater while you (and the anteater) are on meth OR #94 Have Martha Stewart baste you like a turkey
#159 Maintain eye contact with your best friends whenever they have sex OR #237 Be able to talk to animals but they all hate you
HOW DO I PLAY?
Play a card, from 5 cards in your hand, that you think the judge would least want to do
Convince the judge your card is the worst card and win 1 point
First one to 5 points wins.
Includes classic and team rules to fit any size group
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Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
|
![]() |
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
![]() |
We Put Our Customers First to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
|
![]() |
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
![]() |
In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
|
![]() |
We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
|
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Ordering from Shoptimized is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
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